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    Boner
    Boner
    Boner
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    Boner

    By E. G. Fabricant

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    After cutting school, two bored teenagers cook up some Spam-inspired mischief between the housekeeper and Grandpa. The result? Not what they bargained for. Adult situation.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherE. G. Fabricant
    Release dateOct 2, 2010
    ISBN9781465922694
    Boner
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    E. G. Fabricant

    E. G. Fabricant is a writer living in San Jose, California, who’s interested in producing short fiction that’s contemporary, topical, and speaks to the human condition.His dormant interest in this pursuit was rekindled when he was selected as one of 10 finalists in the International Category of the Mark Twain Writing Competition: “A Murder, a Mystery, and a Marriage,” sponsored by the Buffalo and Erie County Public Library.E. G.'s determined to become the oldest, new best short fiction writer. He’s also interested in hearing from others with similar interests who want to become better at it.

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      Boner - E. G. Fabricant

      BONER

      E. G. Fabricant

      Published by E. G. Fabricant at Smashwords

      Copyright 2010-2012 by E. G. Fabricant

      Discover other stories by E. G. Fabricant at Smashwords.com.

      Boner is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

      Smashwords Edition—License Notes

      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy

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