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    The Ordeal of Colonel Johns
    The Ordeal of Colonel Johns
    The Ordeal of Colonel Johns
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    The Ordeal of Colonel Johns

    By Rudolph Palais and George H. (George Henry) Smith

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    PublisherArchive Classics
    Release dateNov 27, 2013
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      The Ordeal of Colonel Johns - Rudolph Palais

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      Title: The Ordeal of Colonel Johns

      Author: George H. Smith

      Illustrator: Rudolph Palais

      Release Date: June 4, 2010 [EBook #32688]

      Language: English

      *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE ORDEAL OF COLONEL JOHNS ***

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      This etext was produced from IF Worlds of Science Fiction June 1954. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.

      The Ordeal of COLONEL JOHNS

      By George H. Smith

      Illustrated by Rudolph Palais

      Colonel Johns, that famous Revolutionary War hero, had the unique—and painful—experience of meeting his great-great-great-great granddaughter. Now maybe you can't change history, but what's there to prevent a soldier from changing his mind about the gal he is going to marry?

      lark Decker winced and scrounged still lower in his seat as Mrs. Appleby-Simpkin rested her enormous bosom on the front of the podium and smiled down on the Patriot Daughters of America in convention assembled as she announced: And now, my dears, I will read you one more short quotation from Major Wicks' fascinating book 'The Minor Tactics of The American Revolution.' When I am finished, I know that you will all agree that Rebecca Johns-Hayes will be a more than fitting successor to myself as your President.

      Decker looked wildly about for a way of escape from the

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