Audiobooks Authored by Marcia Thornton Jones

Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots

Ghosts Don't Eat Potato Chips

Aliens Don't Wear Braces

Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors

Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp

Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball

Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade

Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses

Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats

Skeletons Don't Play Tubas

Martians Don't Take Temperatures

Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers

Genies Don't Ride Bicycles

Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses

Dragons Don't Cook Pizza

Wizards Don't Need Computers

Monsters Don't Scuba Dive

Witches Don't Do Backflips

Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum