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Roger Gilmore
I will provide a FREE copy of my ReadMe PDF to anybody requesting one ~ youwhojt@gmail.com.But BEWARE, little more than a mere cursory once-thru will likely forever change the way you think about a...view moreI will provide a FREE copy of my ReadMe PDF to anybody requesting one ~ youwhojt@gmail.com.But BEWARE, little more than a mere cursory once-thru will likely forever change the way you think about at least two of the most influential (and colossally corrupt) historical events of our lifetimes.Greetings. If you can see my official portrait from wherever you're reading this you will right away know what I mean when I say the photo shoot went bigtime bad! But that's okay, I like bad almost as much as I like fun (part-icularly habitually hole-heartedly HORRIBLY horny bad girls). The least conspicuously craptacular thing I can tell you about myself is I try 'awfully' hard not to take myself too seriously, not all ways as easy as it sounds when everything beyond the tip of my nose seems so suspiciously serious. I like fun way better than money even, but not more than sex as sex is the absolute best type of fun to be found on this planet and if you don't genuinely agree, believe me you're not doing it 'bad' enough. I try to pack as much good old-fashioned fun as I can invent into my novel naughty novels, although it likely 'comes' across looking more like a BIG bunch of near nonstop rock yer socks off sex. Truth be told, each one of my books is perhaps best pigeonholed as a prolonged particularly imprudent sexscapade in a boy 'meats' girl romance format. I guess it's ultimately up to you to find out for yourself how much of dat slipperyish 'fun' stuff you managed to hoover up by taking any one of my novel novels out for a test drive. If you laughed right out loud a few times that alone would sure seem well worth the conversely insignificant price of admission. I personally can't think of any better accolade than for you the reader to be so amused by one of my absurdities to have immediately been compelled to shed some of your serenity sucking stress ... yeah, what could be sweeter as far as I'm concerned, paydays being a distant second. Seeing how you've evidently been intrigued enough to read this far I'm going to tell you a little secret. Some of my readers may have already figured this out for themselves (king-sized kudos to them for taking a closer look at the 'goods'). My dirty little secret is all my books contain a very select collection of words presented in italics sprinkled throughout. Ninety-seven percent of the time I employ this technique to emphasize a single word due additional consider-action. This drills deep down into the sort of stuff I'm up to in behind what's obviously more obvious. I'm a bit bipolar and also a word junkie perversely fix-aid-ed on the Back Alleys of the communication opportunity provided by a communal understanding of what words mean. Words that have more than merely one meaning are by far my favorites. I get a lot of stick-to-yer-ribs fun from fabricating sentences around words which come complete with two (or more) distinctly different meanings. What rings my albeit bent bell loudest is for a sentence to be constructed in such a way that both meanings of that single italicized word are simultaneously each equally as valid, and as such are 'expressly' specifically intended to be interpreted in both ways upon eye contact. Kinda cool lo-cal brain cookies eh? One handy example of such a word is expressly. It could mean expediently or it could maybe instead mean deliberately, or both as above. Notoriously enough it could even have the third meaning of conveying (or expressing) something via speech or written words as was 'way-wordly' additionally purposely intended as well. The English language is liter-illy 'riddled' with these goofy giga-glitzy gems so it's not like I'm going to run out of ways to abuse it anytime realistically resembling soon. I would also have to confess to being dug in pretty deep here and so I don't facebook or tweet or blog, nor do I have a website (yet). Geesch, I don't even own a cell phone so I only glow in the dark when I get me a healthy 'helping' of bad girl. Contrarily, I do pay close attention to my incoming email. Thus the easiest way for you to lob off-colour advice my way is simply to email me directly at youwhojt@gmail.com. I can't guarantee you an authentically amusing reply but I will for sure at very least give it as equal an effort as you 'forwarded'. One last thing, beyond what you see right here I have no other footprint whatsoever in any other kinds of social media and all said and done I'm not much inclined to change any of that. This however makes it virtu-illy impossible for me to promote my novels. Besides, lam(e)-mentally I'm more in the business of righting books (as in getting all dem mischievous no-good-nik words in the write order) than the business of marketing them, and frankly this keeps both hands outta my pockets often enough already. So looong story short, I would be especially receptive to sharing a big chunk of the proceeds from any increased sales with anyone who knows a thingie or two about how exactly 'effectively' promoting erotic novels could be finessed. I have zero doubt the books themselves are easily 'good' enough to provide such an individual with a very viable opportunity to fast-track a lifestyle upgrade. I would encourage any like-minded 'entities' to contact me at the above email address. 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