Books Authored by Byzantine Thomas

What Do You Do When Your Daughter's Best Friend's Ass Is So Big You Feel Obligated To Stick Your Cock Inside It?

Sometimes It Can Be Super Hard To Convince Your Best Friend’s Mom You’re About To Come

What Do You Do When You Accidentally Titty Fuck The President's Daughter Twice?

My Super Sexy Prep Room Teacher Is Also My Super Sexy Sex-Slave

What Do You Do When You Have A Million Sex Stories And Feel Like Readers Might Benefit From An Index To Keep Them Straight?

What Do You Do When Your Neighbor's Daughter Can't Sleep Without A Big Cock In Her Ass?

What Do You Do When Your Daughter Becomes The Subject In Your Sex Guide? (Part 1)

Those Awkward Moments After Your Best Friend’s Mom Accidentally Gulps A Mouthful Of Your Cum

My Girlfriend's Mother Gave Me A Much Needed Release

What Do You Do When Your Daughter Becomes The Subject In Your Sex Guide? (Part 2)

Weird Sex Tales

What Do You Do When A Sexy Christian Authoress Suggests Saving Money By Sharing A Hotel Room On A Dual Book-Signing Tour?

What Do You Do When Your Daughter's Super Hot And Horny Kindergarten Teacher Calls Your Daughter A Bossy Know-It-All?

What Do You Do When A Woman Is Starting To Give Up Hope Ever Finding A Nice Christian Man With A 12-Inch Cock?

What Do You Do When Your Pastor's Wife Is Constantly Complaining About The Lack Of Anal In Her Life?

Apparently My Girlfriend’s Grandma Has A Knack For Sucking The Truth Right Out Of Unsuspecting Young Men

Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse

What Do You Do When Your Girlfriend Turns Out To Be The Serial Mall Santa Fucker?

What Do You Do When Your Best Friend's Mother Hasn't Been Feeling Very Sexy And Could Really Use A Pep Talk Or Maybe A Pep Fuck?

What Do You Do When Your Brother's Wife Will Do Absolutely Anything To Pass College Algebra?

What Do You Do When You Come Like Crazy And The Only Girl Who Can Handle It All Happens To Be Someone Else's Wife?

Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse

Fox Fortunes With Elise Botalliano

Super Bad Cop

What Do You Do When A Bible School Student Your Wife Is Hosting Has Got In The Bad Habit Of Blowing You Every Morning Before She Leaves?

What Do You Do When Your Friend Asks You To Fill In For Him With His Wife On Scrabble Night While He's Away?

Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse

Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse

Mad Maggie

What Do You Do When A Job Applicant Lists Fellatio As One Of Her Additional Job Skills?

What Do You Do When A Girl Is Staying Fit By Only Eating Vitamins And Freshly Squeezed Come?

What Do You Do When Your Daughter Becomes The Subject In Your Sex Guide? (Part 3)

Thanks To My Dad's Awful Handwriting His Bitchy Girlfriend Thinks She's Supposed To Fuck Me

What Do You Do When Your High School Guidance Counselor Takes You Into Her Home And Then Into Her Bed?

Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse

What Do You Do When A Girl Has Trouble Opening Up Unless You're Fucking Her Nice And Slow?

Now That’s Some Serious Fucking Campaigning

What Do You Do When A Woman Is Convinced The Only Way To Truly Get Clean Is To Shower In Fresh Come?

What Do You Do When A Mysterious Sexy Woman Is In The Shower And She Invites You To Join Her?

(Maybe I Was Wrong When I Said) School Sucks (Or Maybe I Was Really Right)

What Do You Do When A Sexy Little Cocktail Waitress Is Determined To Sit On Your Lap Until You Remember Who She Is?

Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse

What Do You Do When Your Neighbor Offers You His Wife In Exchange For Your 1952 Topps Willie Mays Card?

Javen & The Sorceress's Gift

Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse

Eldon And The Sorority House Zombie Apocalypse