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Sam Weiner
Sam Weiner is a staff writer for the Onion News Network. His work has appeared in McSweeney's, Splitsider, on NPR's Marketplace, and on stage at Chicago's Annoyance Theatre. He liv...view moreSam Weiner is a staff writer for the Onion News Network. His work has appeared in McSweeney's, Splitsider, on NPR's Marketplace, and on stage at Chicago's Annoyance Theatre. He lives in Chicago.view less