The Official Sexually Correct Dictionary and Dating Guide

Written by Henry Beard

Narrated by Christopher Cerf

From the minds that brought you The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook, comes a wickedly funny send-up of the most dangerous trend ever to strike love, romance, and relationships— sexual correctness. In the be-sensitive-or-else era, everyone needs a guide to the essential don'ts and don'ts of sexual behavior and courtship. If a man compliments his date on her dress, should she go to the police? If a businesswoman licks her lips during a meeting, should she be fired without pay? Is a girlfriend just another unpaid sex worker? The answers to these and other harassing questions can be found in this indispensable guide that ensures you are equipped with the proper terminology to impress the right-minded and stay out of jail— or bed.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Phoenix Books, Inc.
• Release date: Jan 1, 1995
• ISBN: 9781614674375

Henry Beard

Henry Beard attended Harvard University and was a member of the Harvard Lampoon. He went on to found the National Lampoon with Douglas Kenney and served as its editor during the magazine’s heyday in the 1970s. He has written numerous bestselling humor books, including Miss Piggy’s Guide to Life and (with Christopher Cerf) The Official Politically Correct Dictionary and Handbook.