The Birds and the Bees
Written by Giselle Renarde
Narrated by Giselle Renarde
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About this audiobook
When Becky takes a toy out on the balcony, she isn’t planning to put on a show. Her boyfriend’s got other ideas. Becky has never considered herself an exhibitionist, but there’s a first time for everything!
Giselle Renarde
Giselle Renarde is a queer Canadian, avid volunteer, and contributor to more than 100 short story anthologies, including Best Women's Erotica, Best Lesbian Erotica, Best Bondage Erotica, and Best Lesbian Romance. Ms Renarde has written dozens of juicy books, including Anonymous, Ondine, and Nanny State. Her book The Red Satin Collection won Best Transgender Romance in the 2012 Rainbow Awards. Giselle lives across from a park with two bilingual cats who sleep on her head.
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