RATIONAL PEOPLE DO not willingly cram themselves into shopping malls at sea with poor service, tacky styling, cafeteria-quality food, screaming children, rooftop waterslides, and inebriated and obnoxious adults (most of whom are straight and unsightly).
And yet I’ve long harbored a secret desire to experience a cruise.
The iconic television series is to blame, of course. With a twinkie purser
