July 2014 –
NOW HERE’S A fine thing. After years of galvanising audiences with tales of life in remote Australia, I meet a bloke who tells me I’m full of waste matter.
“You don’t know what remote is,” he said. “We’re remote.”
“I’d say we’re pretty remote,” I said. “There’s an arrow and a sign painted on The Black Stump. The sign says: ‘Keep on