Count Binface: I will rename London Bridge and have never heard of Susan Hall
by Rosie Shead
Apr 26, 2024
3 minutes
London mayoral candidate Count Binface says he would rename London Bridge, make Thames Water bosses “take a dip” in the river and claims he has never heard of his Tory opponent Susan Hall.
The self-described intergalactic space warrior, who says he is 5,072 years old in Earth years, is running to be London on May 2 and says he has not ruled out standing against Rishi Sunak at the
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