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Count Binface: I will rename London Bridge and have never heard of Susan Hall

Source: PA Wire

London mayoral candidate Count Binface says he would rename London Bridge, make Thames Water bosses “take a dip” in the river and claims he has never heard of his Tory opponent Susan Hall.

The self-described intergalactic space warrior, who says he is 5,072 years old in Earth years, is running to be London on May 2 and says he has not ruled out standing against Rishi Sunak at the

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