GERMANY TO STINK OUT THEIR OWN EUROS
Remember when Germany were good? Of course you do, it pretty much seemed like it lasted forever. In their annoyingly illustrious history, the Nationalmannschaft have won four World Cups and three Euros, appearing in seven other finals and reducing England to tears (literally in Gazza’s case) many times during those glory days.
Which makes Germany’s current plight all the more bizarre. They’ve been absolutely scheisse across the past three tournaments,