I watched Saltburn with my parents and this is the moment my mum cracked

It was the semen in the bathwater scene that did it. The moment my mother cracked. There we were, two nights ago – mum, me, dad, in that order – wedged on the sofa watching , ’s lavish country-house thriller that’s had the nation clutching its pearls over Christmas with its squirm-inducing “scenes of a sexual nature”. One of the most talked-about sequences sees ’s libidinous interloper Oliver Quick slurping dregs of bathwater from a drain, minutes after ’s handsome aristo Felix