You certainly didn't buy this magazine for this column. I am sure you bought it for the sports cars on the cover, the performance icons and action heroes, not some middle-aged man babbling about electric vehicles.
This issue of CAR is meant to be a homage, or at least an ode to machinery you would hang a poster of on your bedroom or garage wall. Or, in modern terms, make it the wallpaper on your smartphone’s home screen. Instead, I'm here
