LIKE BEING BORING. I DON’T MEAN THE SONG, though I like that enormously as well, I mean the very act of being a bit of a dullard. Yesterday I spent quite a lot of my time reading up on the ill-fated Advanced Passenger Train of the 1980s. Last week I was so excited to merge smoothly from the M5 to the M6 without the usual queue that I just had to tell someone (and thankfully it was another dull man so he was able to share my
