OIN ME BACKSTAGE FOR A MINUTE OR two. Head for the wings. Exit pursued by Barker in a bear suit. Don’t trip over the bag of cleaning cloths and assorted squirty bottles. No point rummaging in the supermarket bags either; lunch was divvied up and devoured in its entirety hours ago. You might want to grab a coat from the costume cupboard, though, as it’s a bit chilly and often (despite what the majority of photos depict) inclement at this time of year. You’ll note that most
