If you're the jealous type, you probably shouldn't buy one of these. This thing gets all the attention, trust me, rendering you its mere chauffer, taking it to different places so it can be goggled at by car, bike, and even dog owners. You can know naff all about the Lambo,egging you on to pushing the boundaries that little bit further, harder, and closer to bagging some ‘me’ time in prison. It's an animal that's more up for a scrap than Tyson Fury if you were to slag off Morecambe. The thing is, it can also do pootling, but less well than others for several different reasons.
BRUCE'S BLUFF
Nov 06, 2023
2 minutes
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