Ahh, but what would I be doing if I didn’t spend as much time as possible trying to hurt myself? I, of course, would then have no words of wisdom to pass on to you fine readers. I wouldn’t be able to share my teachings in hope that you would not make the same idiotic mistakes I often find myself making.
“You should see the other guy:” Sadly, I can’t use this as an excuse for my blackened eye. I didn’t