I am not a doughnut eater. Not really. Oh sure, I've eaten doughnuts— everyone has—but I can't remember the last time I had one.
OK, that's not true. A couple years ago, an old friend, an out-of-town buddy I had not seen for a long time showed up at my doorstep early morning with a box of doughnuts as a birthday surprise. And I was. Totally.
But that's the doughnut exception