COLUMNIST OXFORD PRODUCTS MOTO-RAPIDO BRITISH SUPERBIKES
Contrary to my squeaky clean, whiter than white, hairless demeanour, I've recently had a run-in with the law. It's been going on for a while, and I arrived back home from one of the race meetings to be greeted by a letter from His Majesty's finest. Apparently, I'd been caught not wearing a seat belt, which, given my van has the most almighty annoying ‘bing' if you don't wear one, I was almost certain was wrong.
The very next morning, another letter hit my doorstep, this time saying Id' been caught in the same instance being on my phone – again, I was almost certain I wouldn't have done that. I was bad for it and Ishowed me (rather blurred) wearing a seat belt and without a phone in sight. Clearly, I was going to contest these fabricated accusations.
