“The Megalithic Transport Network,” begins Martyn Stonehouse, “is part of a larger national rail system which links historical sites throughout Derbyshire and neighbouring counties…”
The Megalithic Transport Network? That explains the sandwiches, chortle chortle. Suffice to say, if 1970s British Rail services expanded to include dedicated branch lines to ancient stone circles, it would have given fresh impetus to a decade of jokes about the buffet car. Still, this delightful prospect has inspired , a brace of excellent new albums from Chesterfield musician Martyn.