YOU CAN’T BEAT A SONG THAT NAMECHECKS a car, from George Michael making a little room in his BMW to Kesha flying down the highway in the back seat of the Hyundai. Even better are songs that get model-specific, whether it’s Lloyd Cole recalling a lost lover’s Deux Cheveaux in ‘2CV’ or Central Cee going ‘from the Toyota Yaris to Urus’ in ‘Sprinter’. Extra points for naming the track after a van.
But then we have another type of song, the type that alludes to a car but doesn’t give