I bet Shrek was less trouble. Compared with herding Michele in from the wilds of Lush Places to get a haircut, the capturing of New Zealand’s most famous fugitive unshorn sheep from the wilds of Central Otago must have been a doddle.
Shrek, you will recall, was the hardy merino wether who was on the lam from authorities for some six years, before being run to ground back in 2004. When