LIZARD KING
Everyone loves a good coronation. The recent crowning of King Charles III was a massive media event, with millions of monarchists (some admittedly temporary) glued to screens watching every detail. The denizens of the Conspirasphere were watching too; but their eyes were on rather different details.
This was practically a once in a lifetime opportunity for the eldritch zoologists of the C-sphere; the event brought together a vast gathering of the alien shape-shifting lizards that, according to those who are outliers even in the world of conspiracy, rule the world. The reptile-spotting extravaganza,
