Hey, you! Yes, you. We can see you cowering in the shower. We are watching you. You have now been in that shower for five minutes and 25 seconds, which is 25 seconds over your maximum prescribed shower time. Get. Out. Right. Now.
Having less-than-five-minute showers is an idea in a government “initiative” called, weirdly, Find Money in Weird Places, which offers “free and easy-to-implement tips” on how households could save up to $500 on their yearly power bills. Listen up. As well as short showers, we are encouraged to switch appliances off at the wall and use cold-water cycles to do our laundry. And check down the back of the couch for loose change. That last free tip
