I’M GOING TO SUGGEST AN experiment and you’ll just have to trust me.
I want you to pretend the past six months of Scottish politics didn’t happen. Holyrood never passed the Gender Recognition Reform Bill to enshrine trans self-identification in Scots law. Adam Graham, the double rapist who self-identifies as a woman called Isla Bryson, was never sent to a female prison. Nicola Sturgeon never resigned.
The vicious leadership contest never took place and Humza Yousaf didn’t limp over the line to become head of a divided