We have been worrying about some cows. They are not our cows. There are no cows here at Lush Places, and there will never be.
We love our sheep, and so can no longer eat sheep meat, and it is, or was, our favourite meat. This is entirely perverse, I know. Mmm, lamb chops. Mmm, lamb shanks. Mmm, Lancashire hotpot.
And, mmm, anything with beef. Hence, no cows. I have no wish to eat