The worst one, you understand, was the Asus graphics card. A review unit. The only one in the country, worth a bomb. The PR guy literally drove it from one publishing house to another, because absolutely no way was it to be trusted with a courier. No offence, Mr Courier, but this thing had about nine trillion compute units.
I still don’t know why it broke while it was in my possession. We rarely get to the bottom of it, do we? When something starts to smoke or pops or emits a grotesque noise
