PROS
• Quick off the line
• Improves on regular EQS’ handling
• Decent steering
CONS
• Looks more puffy than athletic
• Not remotely track-ready
• Floppy body control
It’s strange to describe something capable of 0–60 mph in 3.0 seconds, an 11.4-second quarter mile, and 0.95 g of lateral acceleration as anything but sporty.