I COME down to the kitchen to find the friend who is staying looking nonplussed and rather low. ‘What do you need?’ I ask. He may have been there some time, as he’s an early riser. ‘I can’t find any food,’ he replies, ‘or a cup. Or a glass…’ His voice trails off disconsolately. ‘Where, for example, is the fridge?’
I point to the fridge in