After Dinner Conversation: Philosophy

The Formula

“Birthday boys!”

The shouts of the young men echoed through the small space, bouncing off hardened plastic and safety glass.

“This is going to be too good, man!”

“When do the girls arrive?”

“Not till tomorrow afternoon. Tonight’s all about the lads!”

“We’re gonna get you guys fucked up!”

Laughter and noise filled the car. Brent, driving, turned around to talk to the boys in the back seat. “I heard about this bar with cheap shots and loose women.”

“You’ll be fine, you bronze Adonis,” replied Jalil, “but we’ve gotta get Sam laid. It’s his birthday, and he’s fucking hopeless.”

“I do all right,” Sam sulked, underneath the boos of his companions. In the passenger seat, Ali looked at Brent, waving his hands.

“I told you to watch the fucking road. I don’t want to die before we get Sam so drunk he pukes.”

“Shit, we’ve done that before,” Jalil called.

The car swerved a little. Around them, the motorway rushed past, wobbling and then straightening out. Up ahead, the outline of a bridge heaved into view, large spokes stabbing down from a wheel in the sky to impale the concrete monolith at various points.

“Fuck’s sakes.” Ali reached over and slapped a button next to the steering wheel.

“Hey!” Brent said, as the steering wheel and pedals withdrew.

“Automated driver

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