The most expensive pair of blue jeans I ever bought set me back $80. It was the 1980s. Designer jeans were a thing. I was young. I had money. And I was stupid. The perfect ingredients for poor purchasing decisions.
I needed expensive jeans like I needed a bushy mustache. Turns out, “need” didn't stop me on the mustache front either.
Mustaches were also a thing in the ‘80s. Tom