COMPETITION OF THE COLDEST
This winter has somehow made freezing fashionable!
Appreciate life can feel a bit like a prize fight some days but the latest area of competition has left me chilled. Literally. Because competitive cold is now a thing. Really. Look, I wish I made this stuff up every week just to keep myself amused but not even a deluded old bat like me could come up with half of it.
‘THIS ISN’T EVEN ABOUT THE COST OF LIVING CRISIS’
Seriously, forget about keeping up with the Joneses; it’s now keeping up with the Inuits. And preferably going one better
