Ben: Why was the droid angry?
Steve: Why?
Ben: Because people were pushing its buttons.
—Ben G., Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
TONY: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
SEAN: Tell me.
TONY: A pineapple.
Tony C., St. Peters, Missouri
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: If humans have different blood types, does that mean mosquitos see us in different flavors?
Lucas S., Atlanta,
