MY FIRST LESSON IN DE-HUSKING a coconut is brutal. There’s a lot of sweat, mixed with swearing, that eventually crescendos into cool, sweet coconut water running down my chin. However, I didn’t anticipate the bone-crushing claws of the world’s largest crustacean to lumber out of the jungle towards me.
Swaddled in a-style jungle canopy, and now surrounded by giant robber crabs drawn to the smell of their favourite food – coconut – I am