Apparently, I look like someone “who has bedded a lot of women”. At least that’s what one friend slurred during a pre-drinks session. I don’t know what gave her this impression. Maybe it was my suspiciously short fingernails (anxiety is to thank for that), ever-changing haircuts or how much I gush about Sandra Bullock and Zendaya. Maybe she was trying to flirt? I’ve always been oblivious to that.
But the truth is, my name is Nic, I’m bisexual and I’ve never had sex with a woman. *Wipes