‘You’re still in’
You’ve carved one so far right that it’s heading for a different postcode. You’re rooting in your bag for a ‘provisional’ when your playing partner halts you in your tracks. “You’re still in.” What?
After you had turned away, your ball struck a lorry on a dual carriageway two fields over and rebounded towards the course. Halfway back, with energy fading, it was caught on a freak geyser eruption and propelled back within the bounds of the course. Well, you make your own luck.
‘I’ll pick you up’
You’re off for a full day’s golfing with friends. It’s going to be great – 36 holes at a top course and your significant other is away, giving you a completely free pass. The only problem