JETHRO BOVINGDON

BSOLUTE CERTAINTY IS A VERY DIFFICULT thing to come by, for me at least. Death, taxes and McDonald’s ice-cream machines breaking every time the sun shines is about all I can be absolutely certain about in life. Oh, and that no matter how late my copy is, I’ll always look like an angel compared with Dickie Meaden. Sometimes I feel like I’m alone as I muddle through life, half-remembering people and places, always finding nuance in arguments and actually enjoying that the world is full of shades of grey. Other people seem