PIGEON POST
KIWI SAVES KANGAROO
On a recent trip to Wānaka, we encountered one very upset Australian. We had just returned from walking to the Rob Roy Glacier and while in the car park a middle-aged smartly dressed woman burst out of the long-drop. She was hysterical but finally managed to convey the problem: she had dropped her smartphone – her life – down the dunny!
I had earlier noticed the level of waste was about two metres down and was reasonably dry and solid. Knowing this I said, “not a problem, I will get it out”.
She looked at me weirdly.
Checking the phone was indeed
