Putting a bung in it
Oh, the humble, classic wooden bung, that tapered bit of timber, rough-shaped cork or fancy bronze screw that stops water getting into a boat, and once removed, lets it out when it does get in: unless the logic gets muddled as my father discovered off Old Harry Rocks in Dorset, of which more later.
We all have bung stories, as daft as his, or not. Mine was of a
