KID-SAFE RAZOR!
FOR THOSE OF us who grew up in the ‘80s and ‘90s you might remember a movie called Honey, I Shrunk The Kids. Released in 1989, the storyline follows a struggling inventor who accidentally shrinks his kids, along with the neighbours’ kids, down to the size of about fifteen millimetres. After they’re accidentally thrown out with the garbage, they must work together to venture their way back through a backyard wilderness filled with dangerous insects and man-made hazards. It was awesome, kids if you’re reading this, find it and watch it.
The dad called the machine a shrink ray and despite smashing it in the movie, something tells me it may not have died after all. After hopping in the Polaris RZR 200 to drive it onto the trailer I’m now
