We are a nation of losers. Not in the sense of victories and defeats, mind you, but more to the fact that we all misplace things. A lot of things.
In terms of being that kind of a loser, I’m a champion.
I’ve lost my wallet, my car keys, and even my car. The lost car was at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, Wisconsin. At a Packers game. In a snowstorm.
I’ve lost my patience, my
