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I AM YOUR EYES

Well, hi, nice to see you! We’re used to being the sparkling centre of attention – but today we’re going to turn in on ourselves. Not literally (wink). That’s anatomically impossible, just as it’s impossible to lose contact lenses behind us. But since we’re a big reason humans are successful, it would be nice if you could see us. I mean, really look – over here.

I’m your right eye, I’m the pretty one.

I’m the left eye and actually, I’m the most attractive.

They probably think we’re the same…

Well, duh, of course we aren’t.

Let me explain. We might look like identical twins, but just like twins, we have different skill sets. For

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