If she’s an island girl, find out who her brothers are. Do this first before you waste too much time. Don’t worry about her old man – he doesn’t know you exist. Worry about the women in her life: her mama, her aunties, her sisters and cousins.
When she comes to your house, make room for the cousin. She is the gatekeeper and you’ll need her approval. So laugh at her jokes but don’t try to outwit her. And when she gives you the side-eye, don’t give it back. Don’t be a smartarse. Don’t make sudden movements. Just sit on your couch and watch
