GADGET GURU
Apr 07, 2022
3 minutes
Q Can tech help me train my fighting skill?
A Alright, reader. You want to fight? Guru will see you outside, bub. Except he won’t, because in truth GaGu is actually some kind of pathetic shivering jelly, terrified of anything even resembling combat. Spook him and he faints like a goat, at which point you’re basically free to kick him in the face. Please don’t. He has a note from his mum. Even more supremely punchable than GaGu is
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