This issue was supposed to be a revamped issue. One with a new format; a spit and a polish to that beautiful ride you’ve climbed onto all these years since we first hit your local newsstands.
But the revamped issue needed a longer chrysalis period; it required time to take shape. So,. I can write about how the earth is actually discshaped and it’s perched on four elephants that are, in turn, perched on the back of a turtle. Or when you stretch out your intestines, it would be 6.7m long and you’ll be dead. Or how a colleague is always setting up playdates so that “our children can meet and get married”.
