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LO WANG-ING FRUIT

Shadow Warrior 3 is a fast-paced FPS for adult-aged children. It stars East Asian caricature and human dick joke Lo Wang, whose main character trait is that he sucks. He’s an onslaught of crap one-liners and innuendos, the kind of man who’s rating how bangable the game’s only woman is within moments of meeting her. He’s the answer to a question nobody asked: what if Deadpool was racially insensitive, and you had

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