VIKING: BATTLE FOR ASGARD

I’m reminded of an ancient Bhuddist saying, “If you walk, justreveals a game at peace with being a rental special. The sort of game you’d hire because the cover looked metal. And, to be fair, 2008-me would be pretty chuffed. It looks striking, in that vaselinesmeared way naughties games often do; the combat feels like a clod-hopping precursor to . The cast includes Richard Ridings, who Creative Assembly fans will recognise as the voice of Thorgrim Grudgebearer. Or, more famously, Peppa Pig’s dad. Snort!