MOVIES FOR GUN GUYS
ALIEN NATION
Overview: Does anyone even remember this movie? Released in 1988, the plotline is basically that a race of humanoid aliens comes to Earth and eventually integrates with society, primarily in Los Angeles, much to the chagrin of the local population. One of the marooned aliens played by Mandy Patinkin eventually becomes a detective and is partnered up with a reluctant James Caan, whose partner had recently been killed by one of the “newcomer” bad guys.
So, if you’re easily dazzled by car chases, half-baked quips, and carny-trick action-movie essentials, you might actually enjoy this flick. The two stars make it bearable to watch. In the opening sequence, Caan’s partner is killed when a criminal alien manages to pick him off by shooting a mag-fed Benelli loaded with slugs completely through a parked car he’s hiding behind (insert gasp of disbelief here). Aft er killing the assailant, who’s twacked out on some alien drug, Caan subsequently decides to upgrade from his Beretta to something more Dirty Harry-esque. Aft er all, what buddy cop flick would be complete without a dick-measuring gun scene? It’s at this point the guy running the police shooting range introduces him to a Freedom Arms 454 Casull, which according to the movie, has “twice the impact energy of a 44 Magnum hot load.” We’ll leave the debate on that assertion up to someone like John Linebaugh to settle. The scene where he tests it out by shooting through a tac vest is akin to Roy Scheider filling his hollow-points with poison and coating them with candlewax in Jaws 2. In
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