Home is where the whisky is
Feb 16, 2022
2 minutes
Joe Gibbs
OUR daughter took refuge with us as builders invaded her London flat. I found her in the kitchen one dark morning having a meltdown. Nelly, her cleaner, who had gone in to zap some of the builder mess, was broadcasting a description of the carnage on speakerphone. ‘Semen in kitchen sink, there is semen in sink,’ she said, repeating it like
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